NSFFB: not suitable for facebook

So I'm on Facebook the other day, browsing through my Mini-feed and this person I went to college with has posted the above in their status. Now, I know I'm in law school and like many of my classmates are on the GRIND looking for gainful employment post-2011 graduation. Thus I am very conscious of my online identity. My Facebook account doesn't have anything on it that I find embarrassing or that an employer would look on disparagingly. Furthermore, you cannot access my profile or photos unless we're friends. That being said, as "safe" as my Facebook is, I would NEVER post a question like that as my status.

Ok. So honesty: despite my current state of celibacy I am by NO MEANS a prude. I am not embarrassed by the topic of sex and in every day conversation, the question in that status would be something I'd be tickled to hear people's answers to. But its not appropriate for a public networking site like Facebook.

People are little too comfortable online. Remember the good ole days before Facebook became in extension of our lives? When your "wall" was just one long post that if not careful could be completely erased? Its a networking site to keep up with friends--old and new? Why are we taking sexual position polls on FB? Uh. Not appropriate people. I don't know if I'm more bothered by the person who posed the question or the people who answered. I now know that John Doe likes it "standing up" with his partners legs draped over his arms. Thanks. Talk about TMI. So as I pondered what else is simply NSFFB I began browsing through my mini-feed to find other offenders. And boy did I find one:

Seriously dude? this is your STATUS????? Seriously. Now he could have gotten some amazing...I won't even USE that word. But that is your status following? You're acting very much so like Ray J in that Kim K sex tape--like this is the first person to give you some {yes, I saw the Kim K/Ray J sex tape and based on what I saw, Ray J should be thankful a girl who looks like her gave his lame ass ANY play}.  Do better, please. So sad. This inappropriate status comes from this kid I went to high school with. Good kid. Definitely wouldn't have voted him "most likely to have a NSFFB status". At least his friends are shaking their heads at him, too. SMH.

People put some dumb shit up on the their FB I guess. Forget TFLN--just browse your mini-feed, I'm sure you'll find some doozies.