8 days til the Bar: Stream of Consciousness

1. I'm shocked that I'm not crying daily. Shocked. 
2. I dyed my hair RED. But luckily that depression black I was rocking before kept it from being Rihanna-clown-red.
3. I've given up bras. You can't make me wear one. 
4. But I wear earrings and mascara daily. Gotta remind myself I'm a lady. 
5. I start my job in less than a month. 
6. They'll probably fire me for this red hair. Not dying it back though.
7. I'm quite thankful to TN for combining larceny, embezzlement, and false pretenses into one crime: Theft
8. I had to remind myself why I can't get whiteboywasted at 8:30 AM on a Tuesday (Hi, my name is Akili...)
9. This morning I was running around the house naked doing a "sexy dance" to Rihanna's Rude Boy. There was absolutely nothing sexy about this dance and my sister's dog definitely gave me the sideeye. Bitch. 
10. I'll probably cry when I finish this test next week. I'll cry. Hard.